Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Losing My Ass in Poker...


Well, I did NOT want to play poker tonight. BUT, my brother and my sister-in-law BEGGED me to play tonight at our family camp. We had 24 players over. Each bought $10,000 worth of chips for $20.00. You could re-buy another $10,000 worth of chips if you lose out before two hours are up. Well, I started off VERY STRONG. I had impressive FLUSHES with the NUT (Ace) and shoved one poor sap out the game twice. I suddenly had $40,000 in chips! Then I stopped getting the good cards. I eventually had to move to another table (to balance the number of players at each table). BIG MISTAKE. That crazy table had some psycho's that threw around green $5,000 chips like they were nothing. I was out within 10 minutes of moving to that table. I bought in for another $20. Ten minutes later, I was out again. I left with my head hung down in shame. My Sister-In-Law had been long gone. My twin brother was still playing and was stunned at my quick reversal of fortunes. I was some embarrassed! So, I lost my ass tonight... and not in a GOOD WAY. :(

15 Comments:

Blogger purpletwinkie said...

Nice ass to loose my friend ;)

July 20, 2005  
Blogger S. said...

Hmmmm...Maybe I can Find that ass for ya and keep it here somewhere! hehehehehe. Sorry abotu the poker but with that ass I am sure there will be other pokers...er I mean, other poker games. ;)

July 20, 2005  
Blogger Jim said...

Theres something about using the phrase 'losing your ass' and 'poker' in the same sentence that makes me think you are sending subliminal messages ;) hehehe

Sorry about the game Brett!

July 21, 2005  
Blogger sixshooter said...

Hey man, saw your comment on my blog, so I came to say hi on yours ... and the first thing I see is a picture of your ass. What a way to welcome someone new. I will DEFINITELY be back.

July 21, 2005  
Blogger dondon009 said...

Damn..... that butt shot sure WOKE ME UP this morning!
Nice butt.... gonna have to email Patrick (BeachB) to check that out!

July 21, 2005  
Blogger Vince said...

Oh man. I need a moment alone.

July 21, 2005  
Blogger AC said...

Keep the picture and your, er, integrity! Yah!

July 21, 2005  
Blogger Donnell said...

WOW.

You definitely got my, as seemingly everyone else's, attention. Love the butt shot.

Strip Poker anyone? Brett is one hand down already.

July 21, 2005  
Blogger Dennis! said...

Thanks for coming by my blog and leaving a comment! Come back often! :)

Sorry to hear about your reversal of poker fortunes. Me, I'm just looking for a semi-regular game now that my crew appears to have disbanded.

(Notice how carefully I avoid referring to that ass shot, and how skillfully I avoid saying that I think you most definitely should keep it posted.)

July 21, 2005  
Blogger Donnell said...

I vote KEEP IT! But I'm a selfish old perv.

Tell your boyfriend that your thousands of admirers would be devastated to lose such a treasured image of out dear Brett.

July 21, 2005  
Blogger Jim said...

Like we talked about earlier... this is just you, so, be yourself :)

July 21, 2005  
Blogger Matthew said...

Wow - NICE ASS! Is it up for auction???

July 21, 2005  
Blogger Skippy said...

I say keep the pic, but I would think that if I did the same thing, my partner would ask to take it down too ;)

Skip

July 22, 2005  
Blogger Pookie65 said...

If I only had some Chocolate Rediwhip and a cherry.....

July 22, 2005  
Blogger RawForReal said...

Pookie - - - you got that right!

December 22, 2005  

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