Losing My Ass in Poker...


Well, I did NOT want to play poker tonight. BUT, my brother and my sister-in-law BEGGED me
to play tonight at our family camp. We had 24 players over. Each bought $10,000 worth of chips for $20.00. You could re-buy another $10,000 worth of chips if you lose out before two hours are up. Well, I started off VERY STRONG. I had impressive FLUSHES with the NUT (Ace) and shoved one poor sap out the game twice. I suddenly had $40,000 in chips! Then I stopped getting the good cards. I eventually had to move to another table (to balance the number of players at each table). BIG MISTAKE. That crazy table had some psycho's that threw around green $5,000 chips like they were nothing. I was out within 10 minutes of moving to that table. I bought in for another $20. Ten minutes later, I was out again. I left with my head hung down in shame. My Sister-In-Law had been long gone. My twin brother was still playing and was stunned at my quick reversal of fortunes. I was some embarrassed! So, I lost my ass tonight... and not in a GOOD WAY. :(


15 Comments:
Nice ass to loose my friend ;)
Hmmmm...Maybe I can Find that ass for ya and keep it here somewhere! hehehehehe. Sorry abotu the poker but with that ass I am sure there will be other pokers...er I mean, other poker games. ;)
Theres something about using the phrase 'losing your ass' and 'poker' in the same sentence that makes me think you are sending subliminal messages ;) hehehe
Sorry about the game Brett!
Hey man, saw your comment on my blog, so I came to say hi on yours ... and the first thing I see is a picture of your ass. What a way to welcome someone new. I will DEFINITELY be back.
Damn..... that butt shot sure WOKE ME UP this morning!
Nice butt.... gonna have to email Patrick (BeachB) to check that out!
Oh man. I need a moment alone.
Keep the picture and your, er, integrity! Yah!
WOW.
You definitely got my, as seemingly everyone else's, attention. Love the butt shot.
Strip Poker anyone? Brett is one hand down already.
Thanks for coming by my blog and leaving a comment! Come back often! :)
Sorry to hear about your reversal of poker fortunes. Me, I'm just looking for a semi-regular game now that my crew appears to have disbanded.
(Notice how carefully I avoid referring to that ass shot, and how skillfully I avoid saying that I think you most definitely should keep it posted.)
I vote KEEP IT! But I'm a selfish old perv.
Tell your boyfriend that your thousands of admirers would be devastated to lose such a treasured image of out dear Brett.
Like we talked about earlier... this is just you, so, be yourself :)
Wow - NICE ASS! Is it up for auction???
I say keep the pic, but I would think that if I did the same thing, my partner would ask to take it down too ;)
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If I only had some Chocolate Rediwhip and a cherry.....
Pookie - - - you got that right!
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