Desperina makes her debut!

B12 – Brett wows the crowd at George’s

Do you remember my blogpost about Desperina Beauty Pageant? Ambush Magazine's latest edition just came out: Ambush Magazine. You have to look at the index on the left all the way down under EXpose. You can find me in one picture (B12) under the red stick paparazzi/baton rouge section. There is also a picture of the winner and a story about the Daddy Contest under the hot tails of red stick section.

If you read the article about the Daddy Contest, the writer seems to be slamming the ones that entered the contest that were not true Daddies. Here is an excerpt from his article: "The one thing about a contest like this is that it pulls from the audience, and there are certain guys who can’t win, know they can’t win, but still get up and make fools of themselves in the name of having fun. I won’t call names here, but let’s face it. Some people need attention, and this is their way of getting it. They wouldn’t know a Big Daddy if one sat on their face!"

OUCH! HE MUST BE TALKING ABOUT ME AND A COUPLE OTHERS!!! HA HA!!! I have already emailed the author of that article to let him know that they begged me to be part of the contest because they were short of willing participants. For the record, I was the FIRST one to protest that "I AM NOT A DADDY!". They were desperate to have more guys participate, so they recruited the known ATTENTION WHORES (me and Freddy). If they hadn't, there would have been only three contestants! Freddy told me later that he thinks the author was totally ripping him because of a link with an Ex of his.

Besides, I added fun and YOUTH to the contest by carrying on like a spoiled Paris Hilton brat. Even though I was not a bona fide Daddy, I entertained the crowd. Which, wasn't this the whole point of the contest anyway? Hell, Michael and I are going to enjoy the $40 bar tab I WON from my 2nd place finish tonight for the 4th of July fireworks on the Mississippi River! So there!

Added Note: Last night at George's Place in Baton Rouge, we ran into the MC of the "Daddy Contest" and his husbear who was one of the judges. Unmercifully, they lit into me because I didn't want to enter the contest when I was informed you have to be shirtless. I thought I was going to look fat up there on stage, because I hadn't worked out in two weeks and had been pigging out at Taco Bell all week. These Bears gave me NO sympathy and was stabbing at my narcissism. Ha ha. I guess I deserve it. Well, I did find out that both of them work for the Sate of Louisiana and they actually only live 10 minutes away from me in my redneck Parish! Hooray! I am not the only gay man in Ascension Parish! The MC works in an IT Department, while the husbear actually has connections and the capacity to hire. When the MC told me it was his husband that I need to get to know better, I immediately start hugging up on him. If I am looking at changing jobs and working for the State of LA, this is my first rung on my way to the top! Hey, Eva Peron did it! Why not me?