1st Annual Brettcajun Blogger Awards!
BuffTuff wins this category. Of all my favorite bloggers, Buff is the one that most emulates Bree Van De Kamp. He is always filled with suggestions to do just about anything. You can just imagine Buff ringing your doorbell and greeting you with a basket of warm muffins. He will promptly tell you how special those muffins are, how he made it, and that he needs his basket back in a few days.
The Attention Whore Award
This is one award that all you bitches qualify for! BUT... I must painfully narrow it down to a few choice contenders. The field is SO WIDE... this is too hard to pick the candidates. I finally settled on: Scotty, Vince, E-Brechi, BFLJock79, and Brettcajun. (If I didn't include myself, I know you bitches would riot and call for my HEAD!) After much careful consideration with fairness in mind.... DRUM ROLL PLEASE... the winner is.... Brettcajun! ME ME ME... I WON! I WON! I am THE ATTENTION WHORE!!! I WON SOMETHING! YES! I REALLY DO LOVE ME! I LOVE ME! I DO ! I DO! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
The Drama Queen Award
Someone is SHITTING right now. You KNOW who you are! I am going to have to nominate Sean (Defect Effect) for getting so fed up with his local friends he deleted his whole damned blog! What balls and gusto you have there my friend! Also, AtlSingleMan, who will hunt you down and pester you into eternity if you don't dare return his emails or IMs. But I have to award this prize to the one blogger who so most richly DESERVES it. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. You live and breathe drama. YOU ARE THE DRAMA QUEEN! The winner of The Drama Queen Award is... SCOTTY!
Writer's Cramp Award
The nomination for these awards are as follows: Shaun , BitterBull, Sean (Defect Effect) and GeekSlut. The hands down winner of this award would have to be Bitter Bull. Danny writes about once a month (like a period), but it is always an excellent job when he does. So congratulations Danny! Let's hope you start posting more regularly so I'll stop getting asked why I have such a DEAD link on my site!
The Chatty Cathy Award
This is a fiercely competitive field. If you get ANY of these guys at a dinner table, they will probably dominate the conversation and be an expert at EVERYTHING. These are the few individuals who would have NO PROBLEM writing War and Peace, The Illiad, or Encylopedia Britannica. In other words, they have no problem talking about everything and anything. The day you click on their blog and do not see any new post whatsoever, you can't help but wonder if they croaked. The winners of the Chatty Cathy Award are (can't pick just one):
Vince, Jim, Scotty, Paul (Bedtime Stories) and BFLJock79 .
These are the guys that deserve our respect for busting ass during the week to get more fit. They are always tirelessly working out with that goal of having an awesome body someday:
Hmmm... will Scotty or AtlSingleMan make this list next time? You two just might if you get off your butts! Or doI have to personally show up and bring ya'll kicking and screaming to the gym? Hmm.... TRY ME... I will be on your ass like stink on shit!
The Teddy Bear Award
This goes to the three sweetest bloggers I know. These guys don't get nearly as much traffic as they DESERVE, but they are the most kindest teddy bears: Donnell, Adam and Don. I encourage all of you readers to check out their sites sometimes. You will not meet nicer gentleman! These Bears always have something great to say and they are wonderful guys. Aint nothing like a nice Teddy Bear to snuggle up next to on a cold winter night! Too bad it is hot as hell!
Road Rage Award
The hands down winner of this award is: Sean (Defect Effect). I pity the fool that comes up to Sean after a multicar accident! From his woefully long commutes every morning and every afternoon, he'll snap pictures of himself and show a not so happy driver. Don't mess with Sean! He'll get his crowbar after your ass! :)
Most Likely to be the Villain from The Incredibles
He is going to absolutely unequivocally KILL ME for this! But it would have to be AtlSingleMan. If any one person would get SO FIRED UP about not being able to join a team (or you link his blog), it would be this fella. He will use all his expertise to build an evil getaway on a secluded island, seek revenge on those that wronged him, and try to kill all the other super heros so he can be the only one! (kinda like being a blog counter whore)
The Blogger Who Most Resembles the Gardener Hunk from Desperate Housewives
I pretty much have to bitch slap Scotty because he is hot on this guy's tail. Admit it! Ah ha! Scotty and I have VERY similar tastes. That DRAMA QUEEN is on every boy's site that I lust after! BIATCH... you betta get back! Ha ha... Just kidding.... (not really) Ha ha. It is Matthew! You most resemble that hot gardener that Gabrielle boinks while her husband is away! Do you want to be my yardboy? I am sure Scotty would love a boy that mows his lawn AND pleasures him constantly!
The hands down winner of this award is my boyfriend Michael. This guy IS Plankton from Sponge Bob! He plots to turn the imbeciles at Bikini Bottom into robots and rule the world! When he gets in these moods, I throw him on the bed and show him who's boss.
The Doggie Owner of the Year Award
This award is shared by: Don, Sean (Defect Effect), and Brettcajun! If there are any of you out there that I have left off, I sincerely apologize. A dog is man's best friend. I love my children! (Boudreaux and Pierre) If I left you out, tell me about your dogs!
I dare not say WHO because my Evil Genius Boyfriend will kick my ass. Those darn boyfriends! The picture to the left is a HINT of what I get weak in the knees for. I LOVE facial hair and beefy Daddy types. Look like him, and I am all yours! COUGH.... I mean I am all yours NEXT LIFETIME. Yeah, that's what I really meant! ;)
The Felicity Award
I named this award after the defunct WB show "Felicity". It was about a girl that went to high school in California and had a crush on this football STUD named Ben. After four years in school together, she finally talks to him for the first time after their graduation! She takes the chance and asks him to sign her yearbook. He writes in her yearbook that he regretted that he never had the chance to get to know her and wished her luck in her future. She asks him where he was going to college... he say's "NYU". On that whim, she decided to do something crazy and go to NYU too! They eventually became great friends. This award goes to the bloggers that I haven't had a chance to get to know personally as much as I would like to. These are: Purple Twinkie, N2Deep, E-Brechi, Pookie, Matt , Beast and Adam.